February 06, 2010

skinny jeans. i cannot believe it myself.

i have always been secretly envious of the rail thin girls that can wear skinny jeans. on the other hand i am also repulsed by the girls that squeeze their fat asses into jeans that are two sizes too small because they refuse to succumb to the reality that they are not the size on the label. "i wear a size 10", that's what they think, but in reality they probably need a size 14. they would NEVER even consider it because they cannot get over the number on the label. if there is one thing i have learned about clothes it is to dress the body you have, not the one you want to have.

i caved last night and bought a pair of skinny jeans to wear with my Uggs, and let me tell you... i love them. i have hips and an ass, but these fit me like a glove with no muffin top to boot. they are ultra low rise - so they close at the widest part of my hips, so in order to avoid said muffin top i had to get a size bigger, and when i took them to the register i had absolutely no regret. i would rather buy a pair that fit and i feel comfortable in, rather than pulling them up every 2 minutes to cover my fat ass.

my milkshake might bring all the boys to the yard, but at least they won't be coming for muffins.

[36] - "look ma, no thumbs."


  1. You totally pull off skinny jeans!
    And may I ask what photo editing program you use? My iphoto sucks... I like how you can do the dark corners.

  2. Care to share the brand of said awesome skinny jeans? Curious minds of blog stalkers are dying to know! I too am searching for that perfect pair of skinny jeans. Vegas is absolutly gorgeous by the way. Congrats!

  3. Totally agree with dressing the body you have! I hate to see women wearing clothes they shouldn't. You look great, chick!

  4. Heids - the photo editing programs i use are picnik.com and picasa. i do different things on different ones, but the dark edges you like are a feature on picnik :)

    and the said skinny jeans are the new rockstar fit at old navy.

  5. You are rockin those jeans, seriously. Love it!

  6. Work it girl. I love skinny jeans.
    P.S. I love anything pink and brown together!

  7. YAAYYY!!!! You got you some skinny jeans! I told you you could rock em out! :)