skinny jeans. i cannot believe it myself.

i have always been secretly envious of the rail thin girls that can wear skinny jeans. on the other hand i am also repulsed by the girls that squeeze their fat asses into jeans that are two sizes too small because they refuse to succumb to the reality that they are not the size on the label. "i wear a size 10", that's what they think, but in reality they probably need a size 14. they would NEVER even consider it because they cannot get over the number on the label. if there is one thing i have learned about clothes it is to dress the body you have, not the one you want to have.

i caved last night and bought a pair of skinny jeans to wear with my Uggs, and let me tell you... i love them. i have hips and an ass, but these fit me like a glove with no muffin top to boot. they are ultra low rise - so they close at the widest part of my hips, so in order to avoid said muffin top i had to get a size bigger, and when i took them to the register i had absolutely no regret. i would rather buy a pair that fit and i feel comfortable in, rather than pulling them up every 2 minutes to cover my fat ass.

my milkshake might bring all the boys to the yard, but at least they won't be coming for muffins.

[36] - "look ma, no thumbs."