can we talk about this video?!

cj and i fully intend on putting vegas in dance pretty early. it was something i wish my mother would have done for me, but i just wasn't raised where that was an option. we want to give her the opportunity to experience dance, and if she likes it great. if not, i wont try to force it on her.

BUT i came across this video earlier today and i must say there are not many things that offend me when it comes to kids. but seven year olds [dropping it like its hot?!] in hot pants - not my cup of tea. when i first started watching the video i thought "wow, these little girls are cute", but that lasted a whole .04 seconds until i saw the first little girl frame her tiny boobies with her hands! completely age inappropriate! i will say that for their age, they are very talented, but geeze.



what do you think?

EDIT: boo for copyrights. they removed the video from youtube.

nothing in this post has to do with the other.

so let me just start out by saying i had a fantastic time meeting [mrs. trophy wife] and her a.d.o.r.a.b.l.e flirt baby, sully. did i say he was adorable? well, he is! we met today at california pizza kitchen and chatted about everything from cloth diapering, to how close we lived to each other, and MUST meet again. soon. all while our kiddos were munching on mum mums and flirting with one another.

i look like some ethnicity that i am not [caucaisianese?] and what is my left arm doing?! gosh i'm weird. please excuse my child, she doesn't like anyone stealing her lime light.

she is just as charming in person, as on her blog. seriously y'all. i know that not everyone is truthful in their blogs. not necessarily with the content, but more like the person behind the keyboard. some people use blogging to channel an inner part of ones self that is hard to emit in real life. you could be ridiculously witty in your blog-o-sphere, but dry as a corn flake in real life. i was a little apprehensive about meeting her, not because i was scared, but because i was afraid we would have that awkward silence every now and again. totally didn't happen. she is such a breath of fresh air i cannot wait to do it again!

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in later news, i got another job offer - that i eagerly accepted! that's right... two in one week?! is the sky falling? and the best part of all, its a job in healthcare as a phlebotomist! what a way for me to get my foot in the door at a company that i sooo wanted to work for! i was so excited i thought about ordering this douchebag ed hardy wanna be phlebotomy shirt.

whoever designed that shirt, needs to be shot. or stuck with 1,000 needles.

but i didn't because, well. LOOK AT IT!

hard part is, i have to tell the first company that i must retract their offer. any tips? advice? the first job offer was part time but closer to my house. the second was further, but full time. i really struggled with what would be the best decision for my family, since this will be my first real post-baby job.

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right now, i officially hate my phone. well, for today, and probably until tuesday when my replacement comes. to have a phone that is marketed with "crystal clear reception" my droid sounds like my voice is being put through a tunnel, then bound and gagged. i literally had to spell my first name to the rude receptionist lady that called to confirm my doctors appointment yesterday. it went a little something like this. i think.

"c" - as in i cannot talk any louder.
"r" - as in i really hate you right now.
"y" - as in i am yelling through my phone at you, puta.
"s" - as in skank, this is getting ridiculous.
"t" - as in time to look for another receptionist, mr. doctor.
"a" - as in apple :)
"l" - as in you have lousy phone etiquette.

i wish i could be that rude in real life sometimes.

i cannot stand crystal or her blog.

really? me either. she is such a bitch.

i don't write for anyone other than myself. true, its out there on the interwebs for anyone to see, but seriously joanie, is it? if you take the time to make my rating on mommyblogs go down [i'm so devastated obviously], and actually write a comment, i must be memorable. ::bats my southern eyes::

if being "full of myself" translates to disclosing clues to my real weight, my handsome husband or my ridiculously cute offspring, then yes, i am guilty.

if there is one thing that [real] people know about me... it is that i don't give a shit what anyone thinks about me. its the same case for this blog.

lets hug it out.

at&t is the devil.

i have been without the internet for 48 looooong hours. i seriously, almost died. what kept me sane was my trusty blackberry, without you my love, i would have choked a bitch.

at&t turned our house stand alone internet off by "error", but it took them TWO DAYS to resolve the "error" and turn it back on.

needless to say, i got quite caught up on my tivod shows. there is always a light at the end of the tunnel, i guess. 

people of walmart.

if you have ever graced your local walmart with your presence, i am sure you have seen one or two of these people roaming around. im charging my camera phone at this very moment.

god bless the creator of this site.

http://peopleofwalmart.com/



enjoy.